"Don't Be a Dik-Dik" Graphic Crop Top

from $30.00

Solid life advice from a tiny, skittish antelope who wants nothing to do with you.

This one's for anyone who came back from Kenya with a new personal philosophy and an inexplicable amount of feelings about a deer the size of a house cat. You saw a dik-dik disappear into the bushes at the first sign of trouble and thought: that's the energy, actually. Except for the hiding part. More the "don't be a dik" part.

Perfect for explaining to confused people that yes, this is a real animal, and no, you're not going to stop talking about your safari.

Wear it as a gentle reminder. Wear it as a conversation starter. Wear it when someone at work is being one and you want to say something but also want plausible deniability.

What you're getting:

  • Heavy ring-spun US cotton boxy tee (the kind that gets better every wash)
  • Slightly cropped, structured silhouette — pairs with high-rise jeans or layered under an oversized jacket
  • Pigment-dyed vintage finish with character built in (and more coming)
  • Low-chest typographic print: a statement, not a shout

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. It can handle itself.nd longevity
- Boxy, slightly cropped silhouette for relaxed styling
- Pigment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill and sewn-in label for stability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Solid life advice from a tiny, skittish antelope who wants nothing to do with you.

This one's for anyone who came back from Kenya with a new personal philosophy and an inexplicable amount of feelings about a deer the size of a house cat. You saw a dik-dik disappear into the bushes at the first sign of trouble and thought: that's the energy, actually. Except for the hiding part. More the "don't be a dik" part.

Perfect for explaining to confused people that yes, this is a real animal, and no, you're not going to stop talking about your safari.

Wear it as a gentle reminder. Wear it as a conversation starter. Wear it when someone at work is being one and you want to say something but also want plausible deniability.

What you're getting:

  • Heavy ring-spun US cotton boxy tee (the kind that gets better every wash)
  • Slightly cropped, structured silhouette — pairs with high-rise jeans or layered under an oversized jacket
  • Pigment-dyed vintage finish with character built in (and more coming)
  • Low-chest typographic print: a statement, not a shout

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. It can handle itself.nd longevity
- Boxy, slightly cropped silhouette for relaxed styling
- Pigment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill and sewn-in label for stability

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean